Bikini Jones and The Temple of Eros
by admin on Sunday, August 29th, 2010 | 2 Comments
Bikini Jones and The Temple of Eros
Dr. Bikini Jones (the luscious Christine Nguyen) is on the hunt for the lost Temple of Eros. Using a golden idol as her guide, she searches the wild land of Moronica, along the way battling man-eating dinosaurs and fending off the sensuously wicked Evilla (2007 Penthouse Pet of the Year Heather Vandeven). Bikini will do anything to find the sacred temple… and certainly does (much to the delight of her fans)! Co-starring Rebecca Love.
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(out of 2 reviews)
List Price: $ 14.98
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Review by The Phantom for Bikini Jones and The Temple of Eros
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Christine Nguyen is adorable in the lead role and pneumatic Rebecca Love is just freaking amazing in this typical spoof from Retromedia. Only this release is more explicit and has a few new faces (and bodies) to see.
Don’t even try to follow the plot; watch it for the wall-to-wall sex, which happens about every five minutes.
Review by Pen Name for Bikini Jones and The Temple of Eros
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OK, so the opening two scenes both involves pretty women with other pretty women, WHICH SHOULD BE AWESOME BUT ISN’T!
That’s because whoever directed this fluff doesn’t find girls with other girls particularly erotic, and so they simply showed both women discussing an artifact and then matter-of-factly deciding to have sex. And it’s boring, unimaginative sex.
The second scene was much like the first. The star meets another girl, they talk for a bit, and then decide to do it.
Note to director: Don’t bother shooting girl/girl scenes if you don’t enjoy watching them yourself. You’re turning something really hot into a stale, everyday mechanical encounter!